Joke of the Day:
Last Question
A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?”
“Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.”
“Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”
Then the thief got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?”
The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.”

 Elementary Christmas Concert

Saturday, December 13, 2008, 12:00 pm
Midvale Performing Arts Center: 695 West Center (7720 South), Midvale, Utah 84047 Map

Midvale Museum
We have good news and bad news. First, the bad news. Due to ongoing renovations, the museum will remain closed until Saturday, Dec. 6.

Now for the good news. The museum will have new well-lit rearranged displays. We have lowered all the lighting from the 22-foot high ceiling to a uniform 12-foot height. It is much lighter and brighter. We also have rearranged the display cases and changed the arrangements of the artifacts in those cases. We now have better typed, expanded, and easier to read descriptions of the artifacts.
Please attend our open house on Saturday Dec. 6, from noon to 4 p.m
For more information call:
(801) 569-8040